some kinda count dracula shit

tomorrow it happens
the celebration of the birth of John Thomas Wetmore at Count Zalucky Manor
aka
some kinda count dracula shit (credit: anders)

well, this will be the crowning achievement of our non-existent labors
booze, bitches, beer, balls, balls (the other kind,) beards, bears, buttholes, bullshit
were gunna have it all
and all we wanna do is party
party and bullshit

i am pretty excited for this party
it might take my mind off of things for the time being
things that are on my mind that need to be relieved:

1. a romantic situation that involves an asshole boyfriend standing in my way
2. probably 5 more situations exactly like #1
3. i havent gotten drunk all week (this is a crime)
4. classes are making me crazy, although i am not really behind
5. not sure where i am going with this whole "college" thing
6. confucius is a dickhead, and yet, people who have never read his work praise him
7. see # 1
8. i forgot what 8 was for
9. a lost god
10. everything everything everything everything

laying it all out there.
thats what beaf leef is all about, baby
i'll treat you right
or wrong (if you're into that)

anyway, i cant think of a better thing to do before a night of binge drinking than...

ALL NIGHTER!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo!!!!

here's a paradox, how am i not myself?

my weak fat body has almost recovered from last weekend
this time i will try to fight less people
and less walls
you cant beat a wall in a fight

but you can stalemate
think about that

some girl totally checked my out today
she was so obvious in her check-out, that i thought i might have known her
but i didnt
i thought she was going to stop
but she didnt, and then i was like, "did you guys see that?"
anyway, small boost of my self-esteem that was much needed
but then plummeted back down when i realized that i didnt take the opportunity
oh, well
oh, hell

finally, i have resolved that i will find a lady friend before the end of the semester
or not
im not a fucking prophet
goddamn

MUSIC
MOVIE

that was easier than being subtle

have a great night leefers
i won't

somebody pinch(punch) me
-Jizzy T