new laptop / old problems

i'm getting a new "personal cum-puting device."

it looks a lot like this.

yeah, it's real small.

i don't need to compensate for anything.

anyway, if it weren't for my superbly wealthy benefactor, i would have nothing.

nothing.

-Jizzy T

i literally cried a little re-reading this

Laputa

i'm going to keep my promise.

-Jizzy T

luckies

yesterday i bought a pack of LUCKY STRIKE cigarettes.

they are perhaps the most famous cigarette ever made.

in the immortal words of NICK YASHURA: "You can taste the punk."

you really can.

i am really on the home stretch of this summer. in less than one month, i will be back at uconn, and living in my new apartment. i could not be more excited about this.

however.

i really don't want summer to end until i can do something truely amazing.

i mean, something that will define the entire summer. the alpha and the omega.

whatever i end up doing, i feel like it may come with a great cost.

eh.

who cares, anyway?

i've been getting into some N64 emulation for all my nerdy readers.

i have pretty much every game that is worth getting for the 64 on my computer.

if you have any recommendations, lemme know.

right now, i'm really into castlevania 64: legacy of darkness.

hooray for non-canon storylines!

tunes that i have been spinning: "HOLY FUCK" and "jj"

check em.

i also changed my layout slightly.

tell me what you think.

i need to find a new internet girlfriend.

-Jizzy T

so so fast so quick

internet is brokened. gotta do this fast, while my connection holds out.

1. apartment business straightened out. when people try and screw you, just keep yelling at them till they give up. it helps to be right.
2. comics book are cool. finished BLACK SUMMER tonight. all caught up with CROSSED. next up: maybe something marvel. i don't know.
3. BEAT HAPPENING is really awesome. i guess i'm about 20 years late on that one. but, hey, someone has gotta say it.
4. songs in the works. expect results in next few weeks.
5. motherfucking friend test time: who wants to help me move in on August 15th? i also need furniture.
6. also: who wants to go to court with me on July 23rd? (morning)
7. i learned a lesson this summer. love is hard.

that last part means nothing and refers to nothing, so don't ask

-Jizzy T

stomp your hands

i won't lie to you leefers. i haven't been busy. i haven't been lazy.

i genuinely have had NOTHING to write about.

but here's something: try to rekindle an old friendship tomorrow. because sometimes people change, and they get really fucking cool without your knowledge. Or sometimes, they fuck up, and you can say, "I am better than my ex-friend. I can sleep soundly tonight."

my real estate company is fucking up.

somehow, my rent was all like, "Hey! 3 months ago I was, like, 900 dollars or whatever? Right? Well, like, some shit happened and shit and now I'm over 1200 dollars! Isn't that wild, man?"

"No, rent. That's not cool, man. Seriously, money does NOT grow on trees. But actually MONEY IS MADE FROM PAPER WHICH COMES FROM TREES SO LIKE NEVER MIND IT'S COOL."

but actually actually, it's not. not. at. all.

that leads me to my next point, which concerns sleeping.

g'night y'all

-Jizzy T

fuckin' google

google thinks that my blog is "emo." They also think that my blog is a band.

actually, myself and maybe one other person know why there is an mp3 on the internet titled "Emo Blog" by "beafleef."

my world of warcraft account just got hacked

I've been think 'bout love alot lately. Not like ponderin' or anything. Jus' been wonderin' if I've been wrong 'bout it all. You see ya blokes 'dere, sittin' wit 'dere lady. Jus' having a beer, laughin' at e'chover. Or ya see sum ol' couple havin' a walk or whatever. I've been thinkin' its just a joke. Like a prank or sumving. When I'm lookin,' they're all just pretendin'. An when your pal gets 'eartbroken, an you just sittin,' talking about all them lying broads, he's jus' havin' a laugh. An when ya mate's sister is makin' eyes at 'cha, she's just makin' fun. An sumday, 'dere all gunna get together, like uh suprise party or summin, an wait for ya. You get 'dere, it's all confetti an banners wit summin like, "We're all miserable blokes too!"

An you 'ave a laugh too, 'cause you're jus relieved dats chur not sum freak uh summin'. Ya boss is 'dere too, an he's jus a bout ta pitch it, he's so drunk. You'll smile, ya know? Right? But it 'aint like that, I don't think. You know, love's more like 'dose Northern Lights...or da Moon Landing, right? You believe it, an ya say, "Boy, I gotta go see dem sumday!" An when you're forty-summin, you still ain't seen it. S'like findin' out you're adopted, an'cha fathers 'dere, shakin' is 'ed. Ya mother, heh, she's in da kitchen, jus crying, you know? I never much cared fo all dat. Ats why I neva came 'ome fo da holidays.

sempiternal/amaranth

pretty much this post is about one thing.

spaceghetto

spaceghetto is an image board. it's the most amusing distraction on the web. seriously.

most of the time, the ghetto is filled with bizzare or funny pictures, but is also populated by the normal shock-images, porn, and cats.

sometimes you get things like this:

and there's no memes.

i hate memes. they are the most uncreative form of humour.

anyway, i just wanted to share this gem of a website with you, and i hope that the next time we meet, we can discuss the latest in gore-porn.

jizzy-aint-no-sucka

-Jizzy T

what happens when you die?

people tweet about you for a week, and then this:

army of darkness

can't believe it's been a week since we've seen each other last, leefers.

i'm operating on summer time now.

waking up late, standing in the shadow of a grand oak.

drinking beer from a keg in the company of new friends.

wiping the sweat from your brow with a nervous smile and holding your hand above your eyes to block the glare so you can see the girls in their new clothes.

sure, all that.

just got back from a evil dead marathon with anderz, thrillz, and ezzzra.

they are my crew.

they got my back (mostly.)

not really sure what the rest of the summer holds for me, but with each passing day, the odds of me getting a real job diminishes. i've come to terms with this, and i'm already so used to living on a budget, anything else would just upset routine (of nothing.)

i've been spending most of my days watching Lupin the Third.

(CREDIT: REN SANCHEZ)

it's an anime from the late 70's about a international thief/playboy.

funny/smart/good

check it out if you are bored.

i've also been checking out a lot of new music lately, and i'm now officially open for suggestions.

lemme know.

right now i'm listening to the new modest mouse singles.

they're good. (especially satellite skin.)

but you know what else is good?

veggie burgers cooked by yours truly.

kiss the cook.

-Jizzy T