feeling better & American Apparel hires porn stars

i feel better.

i still sound and look pretty sick, but i feel the best i've felt in days.

maybe it's all the drugs.

still going to the infirmary tomorrow to assess the situation.

i must know what is killing me.

in other news

American Apparel hires porn stars.

this is one of their models, "Jillian."

she also goes by another name.

Faye Reagan.

she's a porn star.

this may explain why their ads are always so sexual.

and also.

let me clarify that i am not against porn stars or porn. 

it's awesome.

i watch porn all the time.

but when you need to hire porn stars because your ads are so sexual.

well, then...fuck you.

i think american apparel is a fine establishment with lots of overpriced hipster crap.

i have never spent a cent there.

but someone does, because porn stars don't work cheap.

but above all, if you were looking for this chick naked.

now you know where to look.

the same place you look to find anyone naked.

(the internet)

-Jizzy T