i've been pretty damn fantastic.
lemme do a jizz-span news feed.
- GPA CLAWING IT'S WAY BACK INTO GOOD STANDING
- APARTMENT NIGHTMARE COMING TO A CLOSE
- ECONOMIC TROUBLES MAY BE OVER: EMPLOYMENT LIKELY
- BAND NEWS: WE GOT ONE SONG MAYBE/ANDERS FIXED BASS
- WORKING ON COMIC FOR SCHOOL PAPER: THEY WILL PAY ME
- BOUGHT A POLAROID CAMERA FINALLY/FILM FOR IT COSTS A FORTUNE
- RENEWED OLD FRIENDSHIPS/GOT A DATE MAYBE
- MONO PANDEMIC REPORTED AS "OVER."
- I'M GETTING KINDA FAT: EXERCISE BAILOUT REQUESTED
- BECOMING INTENSELY MORE AWARE THAT I AM ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE: EXISTENTIAL BAILOUT REQUESTED
- STILL PRETTY POOR FOR THE MOMENT: C.R.E.A.M. BAILOUT REQUESTED
- I MAY HAVE TO LIVE IN THOMASTON FOR THE SUMMER: HANDGUN BAILOUT REQUESTED
- TORRENTS KILLING MY BROWSING SPEED: BANDWIDTH BAILOUT REQUESTED
you up to speed?
-Jizzy T
2 comments:
This is by far the most efficent blog post in history. I think I actually know more about your life than I do about my own after a post like that. Gold star man, gold star.
What the F is a C.R.E.A.M. bailout? I have a feeling if it has nothing to do with Charles Barkley that I won't care.
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