optimism

leefers....hey...how you been? (i feel awkward without a rhetorical introduction)

i've been pretty damn fantastic.
lemme do a jizz-span news feed.
  • GPA CLAWING IT'S WAY BACK INTO GOOD STANDING
  • APARTMENT NIGHTMARE COMING TO A CLOSE
  • ECONOMIC TROUBLES MAY BE OVER: EMPLOYMENT LIKELY
  • BAND NEWS: WE GOT ONE SONG MAYBE/ANDERS FIXED BASS
  • WORKING ON COMIC FOR SCHOOL PAPER: THEY WILL PAY ME
  • BOUGHT A POLAROID CAMERA FINALLY/FILM FOR IT COSTS A FORTUNE
  • RENEWED OLD FRIENDSHIPS/GOT A DATE MAYBE
  • MONO PANDEMIC REPORTED AS "OVER."
there's also some bad news
  • I'M GETTING KINDA FAT: EXERCISE BAILOUT REQUESTED
  • BECOMING INTENSELY MORE AWARE THAT I AM ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE: EXISTENTIAL BAILOUT REQUESTED
  • STILL PRETTY POOR FOR THE MOMENT: C.R.E.A.M. BAILOUT REQUESTED
  • I MAY HAVE TO LIVE IN THOMASTON FOR THE SUMMER: HANDGUN BAILOUT REQUESTED
  • TORRENTS KILLING MY BROWSING SPEED: BANDWIDTH BAILOUT REQUESTED
you up to speed?
-Jizzy T

2 comments:

PHIL! said...

This is by far the most efficent blog post in history. I think I actually know more about your life than I do about my own after a post like that. Gold star man, gold star.

Amber Rose said...

What the F is a C.R.E.A.M. bailout? I have a feeling if it has nothing to do with Charles Barkley that I won't care.