i am a biological weapon

it seems like everyone is getting sick and no one knows why.
someone was the originator of the disease and spread it to everyone.
i don't know who that person is, but i'm pretty sure i spread it to the most people.
shit.

so yesterday i woke up feeling really shitty, and continued to feel worse and worse until i went to bed. it was there that a fever kept me up half the night. i woke up the next morning and my throat was swollen as shit and i couldn't stop coughing. the fever is all but subsided, but i'm really worried.

i have finals next week. having this sickness will not get me out of them.
i think i'm going to spend a few days just sitting around my room.
watching TV.
writing.
eatin' flintstones.
not smoking.
rolling around and saying "unnnnnngh...."
and of course: blogging

that's all i can do.
i really just wanna get better

please cum visit me with some drugs, bacause i have none.
i'll be writhing on the floor in 118.

also: when i sneeze, it hurts.
-Jizzy T

1 comment:

Ari said...

guess i will not be surprise attacking you as i was plannin...i dont want the plague.

feel better playah. watch silly videos and read uplifting prose.

HUGS! (and a hypothetical blowjob)