antioxidants

i woke up today and puked.

someone suggested that i "drank some antioxidants."

since when is everyone a fucking doctor, anyway?

i feel better now.

here's something that everyone likes.

lists.

this one is HOTT TRENDZ IN OH-NINE!

1. antioxidants - apparently lots of people are dranking these.

2. wine - better than beer? if not, it's at least as good. and good for you!

3. pants tucked into socks - keep that fucking roundy part of the ankle warm. also: no ticks or poison ivy again. ever.

4. hulu - youtube ripoff with a tv commercial. youtube doesn't have commercials. hulu has family guy creator Seth MacFuckhead as a spokesperson. youtube, you just got served.

5. dancing - people used to like it. then they didn't. then they did some other thing and called it "freakin." now dancing's back. you seen "dancing with the stars?" shit.

6. pickling - it's like BBQ for vegetarians. it takes too long, though.

7. fiscal irresponsibility - with the nation on the brink of collapse, people are dying to spend all their kids college money on jaguars and weed.

8. anarchy - the world is covered in blood AND we're poor. democracy has worn out it's welcome.

9. irony - just like dancing, here, gone, back again. but is it really? is it like, ironic because irony is so dead? i feel like a teenager in the 90's.

10. tinypic - it's better than facebook.

there you have it leefers. the '09 wrapup. before it even fucking happened.

11. leefers - i love them so much.

-Jizzy T