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to preface this blog, please read this ----------------------------------------------------
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this is important for understanding most of my posts
use it as a guide, if need be
but also be aware that i will not tell you if i'm being serious or not
that's part of the fun
angst
you know what angst is
anyway, i'm a HUGE fan of angst
here's why
#1. it makes you look emotional
some people are incapable of emotions
angst is an easy emotion to fake
people lacking a personality -------> interesting introspective person
#2. chicks dig it
what's better than lowering your self-esteem to make chicks want you?
(answer: lowering theirs)
angst does both
#3. hipsters dig it
it's easy to call yourself a "artist" when you are in a permanent emotional struggle
also, being a hipster leaves you empty and fake
KEY ingredients to being angsty
#4. it's easy
nobody wants to TRY to fit in
take your frustration with society and your life
convert to angst
other angsty people will flock to you
problem solved (?)
thats pretty much all for now
but...my pal ryxxui (not real name) is having trouble with linux
all i have to say is
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT LINUX AIN'T ONE
get angsty, leefers
-Jizzy T
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