left 4 dead

i'll let the title speak for itself
kinda

so i got some work done today. trying to get ready for finals and all that.
cleaned my desk up a bit. got some
yeah, all those. (don't overdo it, leefers.)

i also voted for the 2008 Gummy Awards.
not like a give a fuck, or anything.
sometimes bands deserve awards, though.

and you know what, leefers?
it's hard for me to keep up with all my pals.
i can't call every person every day.
but i love surprises, so call me up if you're thinking about me. (unless you're masturbating to the thought of me [just kidding {no i'm not.}])

speaking of which...
my friend lipringgz stopped by my room today.
she had a new member of her crew.
he had a lipring, but his name wasn't lipringgz.
it was all good, but i wasn't paying attention and deleted a bunch of work on my computer.
i had to do it all over again.
it wasn't lipringgz fault, but i said, "i just deleted all my work. you have to leave now so i can do it...again."
everyone was sad.

i could really go for a sandwich right now.
i'll settle for a cigarette.

ok, so we decided to form a gang. my roommates and i.
like all good gangs, there's 5 members.
LOOKS - bustin cocko
MUSCLE - wetty wet
BRAINS - jason
WILDCARD - jizzy
USELESS FEMALE - any of their girlfriends
the point of this is so we all have roles.
looks uses his looks and charm to get shit done.
muscle intimidates and beats on shit to get shit done.
brains makes plans and acts wily to get shit done.
wildcard acts randomly to get shit done.
useless female...anyway, you get the point.
it's all for fun.
first plan: hustle the cafeteria.

let us serve ourselves
-Jizzy T

1 comment:

Katie said...

Tell "MUSCLE" to eat some spinach first. Tehe.

Hah and Wildcard...I'd have to say thats pretty appropiate.

Useless females however...don't know about that one...