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I've been think 'bout love alot lately. Not like ponderin' or anything. Jus' been wonderin' if I've been wrong 'bout it all. You see ya blokes 'dere, sittin' wit 'dere lady. Jus' having a beer, laughin' at e'chover. Or ya see sum ol' couple havin' a walk or whatever. I've been thinkin' its just a joke. Like a prank or sumving. When I'm lookin,' they're all just pretendin'. An when your pal gets 'eartbroken, an you just sittin,' talking about all them lying broads, he's jus' havin' a laugh. An when ya mate's sister is makin' eyes at 'cha, she's just makin' fun. An sumday, 'dere all gunna get together, like uh suprise party or summin, an wait for ya. You get 'dere, it's all confetti an banners wit summin like, "We're all miserable blokes too!"

An you 'ave a laugh too, 'cause you're jus relieved dats chur not sum freak uh summin'. Ya boss is 'dere too, an he's jus a bout ta pitch it, he's so drunk. You'll smile, ya know? Right? But it 'aint like that, I don't think. You know, love's more like 'dose Northern Lights...or da Moon Landing, right? You believe it, an ya say, "Boy, I gotta go see dem sumday!" An when you're forty-summin, you still ain't seen it. S'like findin' out you're adopted, an'cha fathers 'dere, shakin' is 'ed. Ya mother, heh, she's in da kitchen, jus crying, you know? I never much cared fo all dat. Ats why I neva came 'ome fo da holidays.

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