this place is a real fuck.
the food is overpriced, the decor is straight out of a retirement home dumpster, and the music is so boring that it could put crackheads to sleep.
rich white people love this place.
"it's like a bistro!"
fuck you.
panera is the deformed child of a starbucks fucking a loaf of bread made out of crystal meth.
they are so fucking full of themselves.
damn.
the employees are the worst.
they have the same angst and hatred for mankind that any fast-food employee has, but also, they are probably rich and white.
so they double hate everything/everyone.
i was once asked to leave because i looked at the menu too long.
"JUST ORDER A GODDAMN PANINI OR GET THE FUCK OUT!"
next week: "worst fucking concert"
-Jizzy T
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>_> the only reason i like panera bread is cuz they have jones sodas...which you can now buy elsewhere.
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